|<b>||White Co-Worker:</b> That's not how you say it.<p><b>My Dad:</b> But you knew what I meant so why do you have to make a big deal out of it.<p><b>White Co-Worker:</b> Aww come on man, it's funny, lighten up will yah Nestor?<p><b>My Dad:</b> You know I speak 5 languages, right? How many can you speak?<p><b>White Co-Worker:</b> Just English<p><b>My Dad:</b> Tell me something. What does a cow say?<p><b>White Co-Worker:</b> Moo?<p><b>My Dad:</b> That's right, the cows in my country say that too. You know why? They can only speak one language *walks away*<p><b>White Co-Worker:</b> *sheds white tears*<p>|
Chocolate men 😍😻❤️🙏😘😊
We made it
Praise the lawd, one of his best creations
she told her nigga that she aint really cheat
cuz she aint let him hold her hand
and she thought about him when she nutted with the other nigga
and he looked like her man, and love is blind so it aint really her fault.
do yall realize she said that shit?
am i the only one who heard that shit?
Which song is that?
"You Know I’m No Good"
Beautiful children in Anakao, Madagascar
by Nicolas Mithois
PHARREL WHAT ARE YOU DOING
^^^^ my thoughts exactly
Hey kids, as we approach Halloween I just wanted you guys to be careful and say DON’T FUCK WITH SPIRITS. Don’t mess with Ouija Boards, don’t talk to no dead people, don’t fuck with demons, don’t summon shit, don’t dick around in abandoned buildings. If you are considering a thing, just think, “would a white person in a horror movie do this thing?” If the answer is yes, then don’t do the thing.